Dad, can a whale eat a dolphin?
Dad, are you stronger than the football players? (while watching Ohio State play) immediately followed by
Dad, I'm tougher than you!
Dad, Who would win a Gorilla or a Polar Bear?
Dad, can an alligator eat an elephant . . no no I mean a crocodile?
These are just a few. Anybody else have anything funny you've heard from your children?
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Dad Can a Shark eat a whale?
Dad can a shark eat a dolphin?
Dad can a crocodile eat a whale?
Guess he's into the eating other animals thing?
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#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, and where one strain of e-coli got into the spinach, but we haven't a clue as to how to apprehend thousands of known criminals, including serial killers, pedophiles, Internet predators, identity thieves, would-be and actual terrorists, foreign students whose visas have expired, illegal aliens, suspect members of Congress, crooked CEO's and CFO's etc. Maybe we should just put the Department of Agriculture
in charge of everything
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From a friend at ohioguy.com
I was helping my friend's 3 year old twins down a sloped road when one looked up and asked if I could turn off the sun (it was too bright for him and in his eyes). I thought I would be philosophical and spiritual and seem so wise to these guys that I responded, "No, I can't. Only God can turn off the sun." The other one added, "Yeah, and besides, you're not tall enough."
Thanks
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My son Jacob Todd Charske:
Little Dude, mini dude, buddy, big dog, tough guy, monster,
My daughter Julia Kate Charske
baby cakes, baby doll, pumpkin pie, baby girl, jewels, good lookin'
both of them:
mini people, stinker
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Mommy why is your butt getting so big as he stood behind her and studied it?!?!
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FYI he just turned 6 maybe I should change the title?!?!
Is a ________ stronger than a __________?
Is a __________ bigger than a ____________?
All three of these questions have been asked numerous times by my son Jacob Todd Charske
the blanks are filled in with numerous different things mostly animals Here are some of the most used
Yak - Cow - Shark - Dolphin - Tree - Alligator - Crocadile - Flamingo - Daddy (that's me Todd Charske typically I'm the one getting eaten) - Fish - Elephant - Giraffe - etc
This has been constant for about 2 months now.
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Ofcourse the standard
Which is stronger a ______ or a _________
or
Can a ___________ eat a ___________
The best animals to insert into these blanks seems to be the following
Yak, t rex, a bomb (not an animal but hard to figure out if it's stornger), a polar bear, a grizzly bear, a brown bear, a koala bear, etc,
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